daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

Hello I am 24 and I live near Baltimore and I like the internet.
Ask me I won't say no, how could I?

Countdown to adding Benny Hill theme…

Yeah its like the catchiest opening theme ever. Matt Berry is the man. 

Holy shit this guys head turns bright red immediately I can barely watch this one. 

slow day

I’m just watching videos of people eating ridiculously hot peppers on youtube. I love the internet.  

Oh fuck yeah to both of these

Good morning everybody.

(Source: Spotify)

saudadepines:

cirk-urk:

theseeroh:

neurowolf:

stereoopera:

tyleroakley:

I CAN’T DECIDE.

Blue or Yellow

Grey

Blue. I don’t want any of the others.

orange for sure. I would love being awesome at everything i try. or green.

where’s the pill that will eliminate our ability to feel feelings?

Prozac

(Source: rematiration)

machaffer:

likebear:

i’d like to thank my brain for making that great, quick decision, thanks.

*Gucci Mane voice* DAS RIIIIIIIIIGHT

My boss showed me this today it was awesome.

lacigreen:

IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW

Are You There Vagina? It’s Me, Margaret

lacigreen:

IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW

Are You There Vagina? It’s Me, Margaret

(Source: abriannaa)

“Dr.” Phil gives me hope that I might not be too stupid for grad school after all.

(Source: darkchibishadow)

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